1 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,940 Hey. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,642 Hey. 3 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:14,479 Last night, when I was reading That chapter on parasites, 4 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,081 I couldn't help thinking About that time in cancun 5 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,450 Your mom got that tapeworm. 6 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,452 Do you remember? [laughs] 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,121 Hey, brooke. 8 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,655 Hey, carmen. How are you? 9 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,424 I'm good. Well? 10 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:27,226 We're all set For saturday night. Oh! 11 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:28,960 You got the tickets? Yeah. 12 00:00:29,030 --> 00:00:32,096 Excellent! Nice. 13 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:33,432 [bell rings] 14 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:34,433 Earthquake! 15 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,067 [thud] 16 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,471 Take cover! 17 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,013 Ow! 18 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,552 Why aren't you under the table? 19 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:57,656 If I'd wanted to play dust mop, I'd have worn your clothes. 20 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,625 Miss julian, this is An earthquake drill. 21 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:03,629 If you stay there, You will be crushed by six tons 22 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:07,666 Of falling plaster and other Assorted roofing materials. 23 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,167 Hmm. 24 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,637 On second thought, don't move. 25 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,373 [both] I declare a thumb war. 26 00:01:14,442 --> 00:01:17,542 You find natural disaster funny? [both] No, sir. 27 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:19,578 You do know when The earth cracks open, 28 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,547 Young lovers Are swallowed up first! 29 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:30,789 Something wrong? What? No. No. 30 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,625 They're really cute together. Aren't they? 31 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:37,195 Yeah. Mickey's Found his minnie. 32 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:39,198 Ah! No talking, people! 33 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,533 This is a simulated disaster. 34 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,839 Hello there. 35 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:51,676 Are you bobbi glass? 36 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,679 I am. 37 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:56,014 Who might be asking? 38 00:01:56,082 --> 00:01:59,050 Falling bricks, cherry! Take cover! 39 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:04,188 I'm calvin krupps, The new vice principal. 40 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,524 Thank you, jesus. 41 00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,526 I didn't mean To interrupt you here. 42 00:02:07,594 --> 00:02:09,094 Oh, gosh, no. Pish posh. 43 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,829 No interruption here. I'm just... 44 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:13,332 Preparing the small Fry for the big one. Ah. 45 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,533 And he is here. 46 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:18,370 Do you mind if I say A few words to the class? 47 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,673 Let's go, people! Back to your seats! 48 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,575 Thank you. 49 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,044 Good morning. 50 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,946 As some of you May already know, 51 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,881 In light of the recent Harassment problems 52 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,783 And smackdown in the girls' lav, 53 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,818 Your principal Is currently attending 54 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,220 A sensitivity seminar At chino state prison. 55 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:38,223 In her absence, I have been invited 56 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,458 To join kennedy's staff 57 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:42,294 To deal specifically With disciplinary problems. 58 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:46,130 Now, let me just start By saying, I am not a policeman. 59 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,900 But I bet You own the outfit. 60 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,635 Sorry. [coughs] Sure. 61 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:55,507 I happen to be a firm believer In preventative measures. 62 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:59,444 If you mop up the gasoline, you Don't have to fear a lit match. 63 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,312 Any questions so far? 64 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,847 - yes. - yes. 65 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:06,218 Um, sir, what exactly Would one have to do 66 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,687 To get spanked? 67 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,665 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 68 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,967 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 69 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:26,371 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 70 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,873 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 71 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,209 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 72 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,312 ♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪ 73 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:35,013 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 74 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:38,116 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 75 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:42,086 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 76 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:51,430 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 77 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,871 Ah. More questions. 78 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,973 Let's say some dude Breaks into your locker 79 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:04,509 And steals your Mary j. Blige calendar. 80 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,678 Has that happened to you? Me? 81 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,313 Yo. Tango with sugar d., 82 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,315 Your butt goes Flyin' off a "T." 83 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:13,585 That is not the way we deal With conflict, mr. Daddy. 84 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,754 Any student Who would do such a thing 85 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:17,756 Is clearly off-balance. 86 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:21,493 Any negative energy you toss out There comes right back at you... 87 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,227 Twofold. 88 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:26,665 If every individual In this room found their center, 89 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:30,302 The need to attack others would Disappear, along with confusion 90 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,671 And self-doubt. 91 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:36,641 Now, have any of you ever Studied the martial arts? 92 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,777 Ah. Good. And-and what 93 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:40,379 Attracted you to That discipline, mr... 94 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:44,283 Uh, dick. I'm a devoted fan Of mr. David carradine. 95 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:47,652 His brilliance has never been Fully appreciated by the public. 96 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,389 O- 97 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,957 Kay. 98 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,828 Well, I happen to be A devoted fan of tai chi. 99 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,864 Practicing this Ancient chinese art 100 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:01,099 Has made me master Of my own realm. 101 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:04,403 It has given me direction, Purpose, confidence. 102 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:07,706 Now, when you Get up in the morning, 103 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:10,174 What is the first Thing you think about? 104 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,843 Changing his sheets. [laughter] 105 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,477 I wasn't speaking to you. 106 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,780 But you will at some point. Right? Please. 107 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,684 Again, what is the first... 108 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,853 How I can't wait To get outta here. 109 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:25,356 And what do you plan On doing after graduation? 110 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:28,527 Uh, sleeping till 9:00. Is that it? 111 00:05:28,595 --> 00:05:31,630 I find it hard to believe Your goals are no loftier 112 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:33,865 Than that of a siamese cat. 113 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,600 What are you passionate about? 114 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,303 What do you want To do with your life? 115 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,204 What makes your heart race? 116 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,741 Can you, like, Ask somebody else? 117 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:45,744 I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm trying to open doors. 118 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:49,681 Help you not be afraid Of your dreams. 119 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,283 If you had a driving force... 120 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,319 Yeah. Well, I don't. Okay? 121 00:05:56,957 --> 00:06:00,291 Then I suggest you-- All of you-- 122 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,894 Join my tai chi Class tomorrow. 123 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,362 5:30 a.M. 124 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,598 Be there. 125 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:09,300 "5:30 a.M. Be there." 126 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,570 Who died and made him buddha? 127 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,337 So he's A little dudley do-right. 128 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:15,374 Doesn't mean I don't Wanna see those abs 129 00:06:15,442 --> 00:06:17,308 In some Tight chinese pajamas. 130 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,243 Bring on the soy sauce. 131 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,212 Tell me you find him sexy. 132 00:06:21,281 --> 00:06:22,547 [both] I find him sexy. 133 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,182 [sighs] How's the loaf? 134 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,550 What? 135 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,087 Meat loaf. You taste the dill? 136 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,655 Uh... 137 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,624 Can't say that I did, mrs. Krupps, 138 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:36,695 But, uh, thanks for asking. 139 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,497 Mrs. Krupps, 140 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,966 You're not, By any chance, related to... 141 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,102 Calvin? He's my nephew. 142 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:46,938 Easy on the eyes, huh? 143 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,778 See? It's all in The wrist. Ooh! Look. 144 00:06:53,847 --> 00:06:56,515 Who taught you to do that? My grandma. 145 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:59,117 She's, like, Super-talented with a knife, 146 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,185 Which is probably why My grandfather won't get 147 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,121 Within ten feet of her. 148 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:04,655 Do you want a piece? 149 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,057 Yeah. Okay. 150 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:11,395 Ah! Ooh! Careful. 151 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:16,835 [popita] You guys, I'm telling you. She's his aunt. 152 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:18,203 I asked her. 153 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,239 No way vera and calvin Are swimming In the same gene pool. 154 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,207 Vera krupps Is one of god's typos. 155 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,544 It happens. In 8th grade I was Best friends with the flawless 156 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,046 Tiffany tilly, Miss junior texas. 157 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:31,382 Her mama had a hump The size of a mercedes air bag. 158 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,852 - brooky, you okay? - I'm fine. 159 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,687 Can I have a jelly bean? 160 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:37,555 Take two. Starve yourself tomorrow. 161 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,791 Brooke, my hat's Off to you, darlin'. 162 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,360 If I had to watch My ex playin' footsie, 163 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,395 I'd be revvin' up My chain saw. 164 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:47,365 Is seeing them together just Killing you? Guys, 165 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,634 I broke up with josh, remember? 166 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:52,003 And I think carmen's great. 167 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,037 And? 168 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,372 And... 169 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:56,541 I've already moved on myself. 170 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,844 Since we sat down? 171 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:03,181 Why, brooky mcqueen, You raw-boned, randy vixen! 172 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:06,184 You've set your sights On calvin krupps, haven't you? 173 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:07,518 Maybe. 174 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,254 Did you see him between classes? Was there a connection? 175 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,024 Relax. When something Newsworthy happens, 176 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,558 You'll get the first flash. 177 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:23,768 no. you'll get the first flash, miss pixie stick. 178 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,970 that man is mine. 179 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:30,208 back off now, before I snap you in half, bone butt. 180 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:33,278 I know I promised to stay away from your boys, brooky, 181 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,147 but he's hardly a boy. 182 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,481 thank you. 183 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,457 Where have you been? 184 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,528 Computer room. I figured I'd Do some last-minute hacking 185 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:52,797 Before calvin krupps Installs martial law. 186 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:57,636 Yeah. He may perceive my passion For blackmail... As negative. 187 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,904 Hey, at least You've got a passion. 188 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,806 All right. Check it out. 189 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,909 I downloaded our progress Reports from taft elementary. 190 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,811 Who cares? You might. 191 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,948 Miss bacon thought You were a genius. 192 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:12,984 Miss bacon? Our fifth-grade music teacher? 193 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,318 [clears throat] 194 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,321 "In all my years, I've Never come upon a student 195 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,925 "Who displays such Extraordinary gifts. 196 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:25,296 "I'm convinced that h.J. Could make a major contribution 197 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,165 To the world of music." 198 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,067 It's not possible. I mean... 199 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,936 I played the recorder Like a spaz. 200 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,570 Not according to b. Bacon. 201 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,940 She refers to your fingers As "Golden digits." page two. 202 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,616 You have question? 203 00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,218 Many. 204 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,588 Master only have time For one. Speak up. 205 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,656 Uh, okay. Um, here's the thing. 206 00:09:52,725 --> 00:09:54,558 It's just... I only Started playing recorder 207 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,594 Because it was cheaper Than the french horn... 208 00:09:56,662 --> 00:09:57,862 This a question? 209 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,931 No. I... I mean, yeah. 210 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,801 Do you think miss bacon Was on to something? 211 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,203 Do you think I have musical genius? 212 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,606 Everybody has a talent. 213 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:10,508 Genius is the ability To follow this talent 214 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,143 Wherever it may lead. 215 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,180 It may take you to dark place. 216 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,948 You see mr. Ripley? 217 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,620 Oh, you should. Matt damon very good. 218 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,026 [toilet flushes] 219 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:30,228 Hey, carm. 220 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,363 H-hi. 221 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,497 What is that? 222 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,266 Nothing. It's just a drawing. 223 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,136 I was thinking about, um... I'm gonna get a tattoo. 224 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:40,071 Really? Can I see it? 225 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,306 Yeah. 226 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,342 Did josh draw this? 227 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,678 Yeah. It's just a doodle. 228 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:49,680 He had this idea for us To get matching... Oh. 229 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,250 This is really awkward for you. 230 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:53,985 What do you mean? 231 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,889 We already talked and I don't Wanna beat a dead horse... 232 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:00,424 Carmen, I'm really Happy for you. Okay? 233 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,060 Yeah. 234 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,564 But, um... 235 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:09,633 Can... Can I share One teeny piece of advice? 236 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,403 Skip the tattoo. 237 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,738 Why? Is it, like, super painful? 238 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,507 [sighs] Yes. 239 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,176 And getting it removed? 240 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,277 Even worse. 241 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,880 You got it removed? Why? 242 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,648 Well, why would I want One of josh's designs 243 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,350 Permanently carved Onto my body? 244 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,887 Relationships Don't last forever. 245 00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:31,255 But he said This was the first... 246 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,091 I'm sure he did, and... 247 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:37,295 I'm sure he'll probably deny The fact that I ever got one. 248 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:40,398 But believe me, I've got the scars to prove it. 249 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,535 See ya. 250 00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,504 [toilet flushes] 251 00:11:50,476 --> 00:11:52,944 I've been looking for these. 252 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:57,181 Hey, aren't you gonna Wash your hands? 253 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:01,319 Y'all, do you think Brooky would mind 254 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,588 If we spent some quality Time with calvin k.? 255 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,957 All is fair in love and war. 256 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,328 However, as head of the Glamazons, I insist that 257 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,763 When in brooke's presence, We defer to her brookeness. 258 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,298 What does that mean? 259 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,334 It means she's got First dibs, desdemona. 260 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,903 Okay. On to more Important things, like... 261 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:22,140 How are we gonna score Some major detention? 262 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,941 I say we stir-fry bobbi glass. 263 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,143 That's a lotta oil. 264 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,545 We should show up To his tai chi class. 265 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,915 Oh, please. Get up at sunrise To do chinese aerobics? 266 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,483 That is so 20th century. 267 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,519 It could be fun. It relaxes you. 268 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,956 If we wanna go juvy, we're gonna Have to have another smackdown. 269 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,658 Can we keep it In the family this time? 270 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:44,595 I can't lose any more flesh to That li'l lily's ferret teeth. 271 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,670 Nic, can I talk To you a second? 272 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,004 Yeah. What's going on? 273 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:56,674 I just did The most terrible thing. 274 00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,344 Hey, sam. Sam. Do you remember that recorder 275 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,546 You borrowed From me in fifth grade? 276 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,615 You were doing that skit On harriet tubman. 277 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,950 I said keep it. 278 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,886 Harriet tubman Played the recorder? 279 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,820 Yeah. I gave that To my cousin. 280 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,956 He turned it into A bike muffler. 281 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,925 You gave away my recorder? How could you do that? 282 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,861 She looked like She was gonna cry. 283 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,564 I don't know why I made that stuff up. 284 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,866 Is that not evil? 285 00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,368 Not evil enough. 286 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:33,644 Mcqueen wants to steal her beau Back from what's-her-face. 287 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:36,214 I forget her name, But I like her. 288 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,349 She's a big fan Of my creamed corn. 289 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,284 - what else? - cheerleaders are Plannin' to rumble. 290 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,853 - who's the ringleader? - can't say. 291 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,522 I can't be ahead of the game If I don't know who's pitching. 292 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:45,656 It's probably nicole. 293 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,091 The boys? Waters are calm, 294 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,359 And I'm sensin' a storm. 295 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,593 Stay on it. 296 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,762 You bet. 297 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,197 [carmen] Lil? 298 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,532 Yeah. 299 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,235 Okay. You busy after school? 300 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:59,570 I promised sam I'd visit Cranky's record store. 301 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,606 It's her first day. She got the job? 302 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,074 Uh-huh. Is she excited? 303 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,576 No. Freaked. She's afraid she's gonna file 304 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:09,580 The soundtrack To chitty chitty bang bang In the salsa section. 305 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:10,781 What's up? 306 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:14,618 I got this weird Feeling that, um... 307 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,254 That brooke wants josh back. 308 00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:18,056 Did she say that? 309 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:21,359 No. Uh, not in those words. 310 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:25,096 Are you sure you're not Wasting away in paranoiaville? 311 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,931 No. 312 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,868 I don't know... I... I just... 313 00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:33,204 Mr. Krupps is right. If you put That kind of energy out there, 314 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,805 It's gonna come back at you. 315 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,574 Okay. 316 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,143 Why do I suddenly feel worse? 317 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,512 Because you're Letting brooke mcqueen 318 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,681 Become the master of your realm. 319 00:14:43,749 --> 00:14:45,483 Knock it off. 320 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,218 Okay. Okay. 321 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,220 Yeah. 322 00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,923 Hey. Could you Sign me up, too? 323 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,959 For tai chi? 324 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,061 I didn't think You'd be into this. Why? 325 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,263 I could use more Passion in my life. 326 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,932 [clears throat, giggles] 327 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,914 [knocking] 328 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,415 Who is it? 329 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,918 Carm, it's me. Harrison. 330 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,520 Come in. 331 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,123 Hey. You busy? 332 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,825 Please do not tell me That lily sent you here 333 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:29,827 To give me another lecture. 334 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,463 I cruised past paranoia, Like, two hours ago 335 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,099 And have crossed the border Into full-on psychotic. 336 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,368 Don't tell me It is all in my head, 337 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,870 Because... It's The only head I've got, 338 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,906 And it is screaming, "Brooke wants him back." 339 00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,908 You gonna put me In a straitjacket? 340 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,710 You wanna Have me committed? 341 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,247 Is that what you Came here for? 342 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:50,381 For? For? For? 343 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,917 I came here To borrow your guitar. 344 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,686 What? 345 00:15:58,991 --> 00:15:59,991 Oh. 346 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,795 May need some tuning. 347 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,297 Thanks. 348 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,766 When you look At me and josh together, 349 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,534 Are you Constantly thinking, 350 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:13,404 "What is he doing with her?" 351 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,805 No. 352 00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:18,141 I mean, it seemed A little odd at first. 353 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,444 Because he's perfect, Can have any girl he wants? 354 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,381 I didn't say that. But you were thinkin' it. 355 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,682 Just like the entire school. 356 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,951 Nobody has the guts To say it out loud. 357 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,420 I heard nicole say it Right to your face. 358 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,456 Oh, yeah. Right. 359 00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:34,458 [sighs] 360 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:35,759 Carm. 361 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,262 Hey. What's on Your mind, huh? 362 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:44,034 What would you wear To a tai chi class? 363 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,072 [screaming] You guys, stop it! 364 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,945 That's it, cherry! 365 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,582 Bring it on, nicole! Bring it on! 366 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:03,053 I actually have a minor In french literature. 367 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,055 Mostly soft-core stuff. 368 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:08,793 Mr. Krupps, come quick. Nicole's Knocking out mary cherry's teeth 369 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,228 With the eiffel tower! 370 00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,230 Hurry! 371 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,769 Miss fresh, since you Weren't directly involved, 372 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,138 You don't have to stay. 373 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,339 I started it. 374 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,873 It's not necessary. 375 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,043 It is! soy un animal! 376 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,977 I kicked nicole In the kidney. Twice. 377 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,847 I suggest all three of you Join my tai chi class. 378 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,516 She tried To gouge my eyes out. 379 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,620 Doesn't that merit A detention, officer krupke? 380 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,854 It's krupps. 381 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:39,657 Tomorrow, ladies. Dawn. 382 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,727 [buzzing] 383 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,699 ♪ you look so wonderful ♪ 384 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,669 ♪ fantastic fabulous and ♪ 385 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,772 ♪ completely out of your mind ♪ 386 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,075 ♪ fantastic fabulous ♪ 387 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,676 [buzzing] 388 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,978 ♪ you look so wonderful ♪ 389 00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,415 ♪ fantastic fabulous ♪ 390 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,486 ♪ you look so wonderful ♪ 391 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,262 Are we late? 392 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,931 No. Not at all. Uh, glad to see you. 393 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Hey, we're psyched. 394 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,703 Yes. I can... See that. 395 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,109 Ah. Good morning, ladies. 396 00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,043 It's great getting up early, Isn't it? 397 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,846 You're assuming Some of us went to bed. 398 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,782 [mary] Rise and shine, y'all. 399 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,227 Oh, my god. 400 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:59,036 Are we doing Tai chi or pippin? 401 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,940 Look, mr. Krupps. 402 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:05,576 Hey, it's me. It's mary cherry. 403 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,313 Ladies, I was hoping you'd Wear something loose-fitting. 404 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,881 That's going To restrict your movement. 405 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,550 Not the ones that count. 406 00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,318 Before we begin, 407 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,621 I'd like to say A few words about yin and yang. 408 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,890 The tension between These two opposing forces 409 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,092 Is what gives something life. 410 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,461 Sorry. 411 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:27,298 The term "Tai chi" Means the "Ultimate." 412 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,167 It means improving, 413 00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,502 Progressive toward The unlimited. 414 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:32,803 The human body 415 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:37,608 Can be pushed far beyond the Commonly conceived potential. 416 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,210 Let's start with Some basic moves. 417 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:43,046 Watch and follow. 418 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,292 I'm sorry. 419 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,460 Sorry. 420 00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,531 Circulate the energy From the fingertips 421 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,265 Upward to the shoulders. 422 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,935 I'm sorry. It's just... It's when I-I stretch... 423 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,805 Okay. Excuse me, miss. 424 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,373 What is your name? 425 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,608 Brooke... 426 00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:11,842 Mcqueen. 427 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,611 Well, uh, brooke mcqueen, 428 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,013 Why don't you come back When you're ready 429 00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:18,482 To focus On spiritual matters? 430 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,596 one down, two to go. 431 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,332 yes! 432 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,635 Yeah. And mr. Krupps said That my chi is totally blocked, 433 00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,770 And that's why I bombed that french test. 434 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,105 You should go, carm. 435 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,806 Believe me, I wanted to. 436 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,075 I bought A kung fufu and everything. 437 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,711 Then he showed us This one move where we... 438 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,514 Josh. Are you And brooke really over? 439 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,615 What? 440 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:54,051 Why would you Ask me that, carmen? 441 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:58,656 I-I still think that she Thinks about you in that way. 442 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:00,391 Has she said Something to you? 443 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:04,995 No. It's just... I don't know. The way she looks at you. 444 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,997 You wouldn't Notice it, but... 445 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,298 I have. 446 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,202 Oh. 447 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,138 And it's Definitely kinda weird. 448 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:17,140 Yeah? Why? 449 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,579 Because we're over. 450 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:23,080 Yeah? 451 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,348 Yeah. 452 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,303 How long have You guys been there? 453 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:46,970 Should we book him At cranky's? 454 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:49,039 Isn't tuesday Open mike night? 455 00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:53,010 Are you sure you're ready To play for... People? 456 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,979 He has been for years. 457 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,548 What do you say, sam? What are you getting? 458 00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,750 Sixty percent of royalties. I own publishing. 459 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,518 We'll be selling Cassettes post-show. 460 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:04,154 Lil, I need your help With an eye-popping flyer, 461 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:08,258 Like that one you did Against random urine-testing. 462 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,898 Nic, he kicked me out In front of everybody. 463 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,365 I felt like an idiot. 464 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,902 If you want your boy back, you Have to do whatever it takes. 465 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,504 What? 466 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:23,774 Thanks, emory. 467 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,813 Hey. 468 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,815 Hi. 469 00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,316 Since when did Harrison jane-boy-john 470 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,118 Become the next eric clapton? 471 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,755 I don't know. I guess we'll find out tonight. 472 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:39,189 So, you guys are going? 473 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:40,591 Yeah. Are you? 474 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,559 Brooky has a date. 475 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,295 Y-yeah. 476 00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:48,799 Well, see you later. 477 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,469 Nicole, why? 478 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,971 Did you see his face? 479 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,975 Yes! Hi! Hi! But who Am I gonna go with? Who? 480 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:05,315 Keep your eyes peeled. You might be pulled into this. 481 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,618 Oh, you rock, auntie v. 482 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,019 [knocking] 483 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,387 Uh, come in. 484 00:23:10,455 --> 00:23:12,355 Mr. Krupps. 485 00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:14,157 Oh. I'm-I'm sorry. Um, 486 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,526 I can come back. 487 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:18,629 No need. I've got choppin' to do. 488 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:26,469 So, 489 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,138 What's up? 490 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:34,011 Well, first, I-I... I wanted to apologize 491 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,846 For disrupting Your tai chi class. 492 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:39,417 I-I guess I was acting Kind of immature. 493 00:23:39,485 --> 00:23:42,820 And I really wanna use My positive energy. 494 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:45,689 But I just suck at meditating, And I was thinking 495 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:48,158 That if I found The right music, I could... 496 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,326 Music helps. 497 00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:52,663 Right. Well, when I go To the record store, 498 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,532 I just get so overwhelmed... 499 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600 I could give you a list. 500 00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:59,302 That'd be great. That's great. 501 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,474 But you know What would be even better? 502 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,210 This friend I know, uh, is Singing at cranky's tonight, 503 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,014 And he's supposed to be amazing. 504 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,916 And I was thinking that Maybe if you came with me, 505 00:24:12,985 --> 00:24:16,787 That you could help me Pick out some cds. 506 00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,188 Love to. 507 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,323 What time should we meet? 508 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,460 [gasps] 509 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,662 I have a date. 510 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,498 Thank you. 511 00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,982 You have question? I do. 512 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:47,150 To be master of my realm, 513 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:49,753 I'm supposed to go after What makes my heart race. 514 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,355 Right? 515 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:54,524 But what if I want something That belongs to somebody else? 516 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,694 If this something is person, 517 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:59,129 They cannot Be possessed like object. 518 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,631 I know. But... 519 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:02,833 What you want from this person? 520 00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,470 I want him... 521 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,072 To be happy... 522 00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,842 With me. 523 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:13,443 only me. 524 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,079 [mike] Brooke? 525 00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:17,981 Going out somewhere? 526 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,683 Um... 527 00:25:20,752 --> 00:25:23,153 Yeah. Uh, to cranky's. 528 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,022 You got dressed up to visit sam? 529 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,290 Mm-hmm. 530 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,226 No. 531 00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,528 I'm gonna meet someone. 532 00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,664 Hey, dad. Can I ask you a question? 533 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:35,799 Mm-hmm. 534 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,368 How would you feel If you saw mom with someone... 535 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,537 Else? 536 00:25:40,605 --> 00:25:42,705 W-what do you mean? 537 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:47,545 If you thought that She and this new person 538 00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:49,246 Might be in love. 539 00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,918 Uh, well, I'd-I'd Probably be happy for her. 540 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:55,418 How would you feel 541 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:59,389 Knowing that... That she had... Replaced you 542 00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:03,727 And that you guys were never, Ever going to get back together? 543 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,730 Could you honestly Be happy? 544 00:26:08,801 --> 00:26:11,368 That's a tough question. 545 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:14,838 I don't think There is an easy answer. 546 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:23,814 However, The artist is a tenor. 547 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:27,985 This must be at proper level. I don't want him to squeak. 548 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,588 You're hurtin' my eyes. 549 00:26:33,593 --> 00:26:35,292 Okay, is it just me, 550 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,394 Or do you Smell major disaster? 551 00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:40,130 Did I just give That guy the wrong change? 552 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:43,200 No. I'm talking about harrison, Emory, this whole act. 553 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,303 When did music Become harrison's life? 554 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,205 Everyone's gotta Start somewhere. 555 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:51,108 Yeah. Okay. How about the shower? 556 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,015 Oh. Okay. 557 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,483 Yeah? Yeah. 558 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,318 What is that about? 559 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:04,722 Remind me to get kicked Out of tai chi more often. 560 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:07,290 Hey. 561 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,325 Hey. 562 00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:09,727 [lily] What's up? 563 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,730 Please tell me that Harrison is gonna like these. 564 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,765 I wanted to get roses, then I remembered he was allergic, 565 00:27:15,834 --> 00:27:17,935 And I didn't wanna Cause mucus production. 566 00:27:18,003 --> 00:27:20,437 What is he doing here? 567 00:27:20,505 --> 00:27:22,672 Apparently, He's brooke's date. 568 00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:23,907 What? 569 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,776 Maybe we should get seats. 570 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,178 Yeah. 571 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:29,446 Okay. 572 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,954 This next dude's makin' His first appearance here, 573 00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:40,090 And he's been in the can Tossin' his cookies, 574 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,360 So, uh, let's give Peace and love... 575 00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:45,062 To john harrison. 576 00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:55,638 Uh, hi. Actually, It's harrison john, 577 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,640 And that wasn't me in the can. 578 00:27:57,709 --> 00:27:59,176 That's cool. 579 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,344 Uh, okay. 580 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:05,415 Okay. So, this song is called, "What is he doing with her?" 581 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,659 [voice cracking] ♪ he holds her tight ♪ 582 00:28:16,728 --> 00:28:17,660 [mike feedback] 583 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,229 ♪ he holds her tight ♪ 584 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:21,464 ♪ he makes her smile ♪ 585 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,633 ♪ she peels his fruit ♪ 586 00:28:23,703 --> 00:28:25,568 ♪ but all the while ♪ 587 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:29,973 ♪ she's wondering If all those eyes ♪ 588 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,110 ♪ that stare at them In wide surprise ♪ 589 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,577 ♪ are thinking ♪ 590 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:38,748 ♪ what is he doing with her ♪ 591 00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,985 ♪ how long before This thing ends ♪ 592 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:47,057 ♪ what is he doing with her ♪ 593 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:50,527 ♪ how long can he pretend ♪ 594 00:28:50,595 --> 00:28:52,830 ♪ end ♪ 595 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:55,765 ♪ she wears his kiss ♪ 596 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,434 ♪ shows off the prize ♪ 597 00:28:57,503 --> 00:29:01,704 ♪ but wonders who he sees When he shuts his eyes ♪ 598 00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:05,709 ♪ her own thoughts turn To his scheming ex ♪ 599 00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,778 ♪ who wants him back ♪ 600 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,047 ♪ who wants his sex ♪ 601 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,915 ♪ she licks her lips ♪ 602 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:14,284 ♪ she paints her toes ♪ 603 00:29:14,353 --> 00:29:17,720 ♪ suspecting all her friends Are now her foes ♪ 604 00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:22,192 ♪ doesn't matter What they say out loud ♪ 605 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,762 ♪ in her head She hears the crowd ♪ 606 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,263 ♪ and they're sayin' ♪ 607 00:29:26,332 --> 00:29:30,200 ♪ what is he doing with her ♪ 608 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:33,937 ♪ how long before This dream ends ♪ 609 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,776 ♪ what is he doing with her ♪ 610 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:44,782 ♪ how long can he pretend ♪ 611 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,617 Yeah! Whoo! 612 00:29:55,227 --> 00:29:56,459 [emory] Encore. 613 00:29:56,528 --> 00:29:58,261 Encore! 614 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,433 She's not in the bathroom. 615 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,435 Where could she have gone? 616 00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:07,337 Probably home. Great. 617 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,806 Well, that was fun, huh? Yeah. 618 00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,975 How old are you, anyway? 619 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,143 What? 620 00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:15,145 Skip it. 621 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,782 So, uh, what now? 622 00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,952 Should we have a... 623 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,987 Cozy, candlelit dinner? 624 00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,156 What? 625 00:30:26,225 --> 00:30:28,992 Or are you done Using me for the night? 626 00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:32,495 Is this your idea of putting out Positive energy, brooke? 627 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,464 Making someone Unnecessarily jealous, 628 00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,966 Preying on the insecurities Of a new relationship, 629 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,769 Drawing innocent bystanders Into your web of deceit? 630 00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:42,972 Stop me when I hit Something that's positive. 631 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,474 I, um... 632 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,445 I-I-I-I have to go. 633 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:50,047 You know, brooke, 634 00:30:50,115 --> 00:30:52,715 You might wanna try honesty. 635 00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:56,519 It's lighter to carry around Than your karmic backpack. 636 00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:06,830 Uh, audio cassette? No, thanks. 637 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:08,999 Uh, makes the perfect gift. 638 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,303 Emory, you can't Sell those in here. 639 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:14,604 Why not? 640 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:17,974 If you do, I will rip off your head. 641 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,742 Shh. 642 00:31:19,811 --> 00:31:21,544 Shh. 643 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,013 Good show, captain. 644 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,950 Could you hear me? Unfortunately, yes. 645 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,518 Can I talk to you? 646 00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:29,652 Yeah. 647 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,759 What is going on? 648 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,196 How could you do this to her? Do what? 649 00:31:39,264 --> 00:31:40,930 Did you really think 650 00:31:40,999 --> 00:31:43,266 Carmen wouldn't realize That song was about her? 651 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:44,634 What is the difference? 652 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:46,670 I never mentioned Her name. It's a song. 653 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,938 It's her life! It's a theme! 654 00:31:49,007 --> 00:31:50,840 A story! A subject! 655 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:53,576 Lots of great art Comes from personal pain. 656 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,845 Then use yours. 657 00:31:55,915 --> 00:31:59,782 Here. These are From carmen. A gift. 658 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:00,783 Lily. 659 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:01,885 What? 660 00:32:01,954 --> 00:32:04,254 Forgetting about Carmen for a second... 661 00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:08,525 What did you think of the song? 662 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,063 Who are you? 663 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,715 Carmen, are you okay? 664 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,152 [lily] Where did you go? 665 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,619 I took a walk. 666 00:32:36,688 --> 00:32:39,922 I stopped at Mr. Clucks, and, um, 667 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,958 I wrote this letter. 668 00:32:42,026 --> 00:32:45,829 When it dries, I want you To give it to harrison. 669 00:32:45,897 --> 00:32:47,965 You wrote it on a place mat? 670 00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:49,132 Want some tea? 671 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,468 I wanna disappear. 672 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:54,937 It's not nearly as heinous As you think. Josh... 673 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,441 Stop. Okay? 674 00:32:57,509 --> 00:33:02,111 One of my best friends Just completely humiliated me. 675 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:05,615 You wanna tell me that Was all in my head, too? Hey. 676 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,185 I thought you were still Out with mr. Krupps. 677 00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:10,253 I got home an hour ago. 678 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,222 Are you two Officially a thing now? 679 00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:16,025 Lily, he just met me there To help me pick out some music. 680 00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:17,394 For the wedding? 681 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,196 He's the vice principal, sam. 682 00:33:19,264 --> 00:33:21,664 I'm not looking to become The story on dateline. 683 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,366 Besides, he's not my type. 684 00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:27,304 Who is your type, brooke? I mean, besides josh. 685 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:30,207 Carmen, maybe it's time 686 00:33:30,275 --> 00:33:33,242 You stop blabbing about your Personal life to your friends. 687 00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:34,478 Do yourself a favor. 688 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,613 Buy a diary... With a lock. 689 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:40,049 It's hard to know Who my friends are these days. 690 00:33:40,118 --> 00:33:44,954 Especially the ones who say that They are really happy for me. 691 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,190 I think harrison Skipped a verse. 692 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,626 'cause sometimes The rebound girl wins. 693 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,728 She doesn't always Roll over and give up 694 00:33:51,796 --> 00:33:53,095 Without a fight. 695 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:57,667 Good luck. 696 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:10,180 You know, the harrison song Is available on cassette. 697 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,849 I can sell you all 20 At a substantial discount. 698 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,717 Why would I want all 20? 699 00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:17,787 I assumed you and your valentine Would want them off the market. 700 00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:18,888 What? 701 00:34:18,957 --> 00:34:20,757 Isn't that Why she's so upset? 702 00:34:20,826 --> 00:34:23,025 Personally, I think She should be honored. 703 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:25,795 Can you imagine if mona lisa Had that reaction? 704 00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:28,031 Or anna karenina. 705 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,799 Michelle my belle. 706 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,911 Harrison. Can we talk To you for a second? 707 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,012 More reviews? 708 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:46,015 We didn't come here To critique. 709 00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:48,218 This is from carmen. 710 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:53,890 Wow. 711 00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,925 My first piece of hate mail. 712 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:58,628 According to Hootie and the blowfish, 713 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:00,630 This means I've officially made it. 714 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:02,098 She's really bummed, Harrison. 715 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:04,101 You are blowing This out of proportion. 716 00:35:04,169 --> 00:35:06,136 That song could've been About a million people. 717 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,870 But it's not. 718 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,473 I am not going to apologize. 719 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,975 What should I be writing songs About, huh? Let's see. 720 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:16,213 Driver's ed? Locker mildew. Jock itch. 721 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,781 You just don't get it. I get it. 722 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,684 If this song was wrapped up In touchy-feely crap 723 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,487 And coming from dudley Do-krupps, it'd be the bomb. 724 00:35:24,556 --> 00:35:27,023 You can't handle the fact That a guy our age 725 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,292 Might have an insight Into the human condition 726 00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:32,162 And who also happens To be a damn good musician. 727 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,664 Who is feeding you this crap? 728 00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:35,965 Emory dick? 729 00:35:36,034 --> 00:35:38,568 Forgive me, harrison. I like you very much, 730 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:42,239 But you play that guitar Like someone with a wooden hand. 731 00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:44,341 Sam, 732 00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:46,443 You also think I'm talent-free? 733 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,845 Um... 734 00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:52,449 I think that The subject is carmen. 735 00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:53,950 You little creep. 736 00:35:54,018 --> 00:35:55,118 Oh, another groupie. 737 00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,120 That song was about me, Carmen, and brooke. 738 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,189 Who do you think you are? Back off. 739 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:02,692 You wanna get in touch With your inner nerd, Get the jeopardy! home game. 740 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:03,927 Gimme that. Let go! 741 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,094 Stop it! 742 00:36:05,164 --> 00:36:07,497 Let go! That's carmen's guitar! 743 00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:12,802 [crash] 744 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,271 Oh, no. 745 00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,250 [krupps] Frankly, I am blown away that nothing 746 00:36:28,319 --> 00:36:31,921 I have said these past few days Has hit home for you guys. 747 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,691 You tell me you wanna Be masters of your realm 748 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,325 And you both Act like slaves. 749 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:39,529 Can we skip this lotus talk And move on to the suspensions? 750 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,731 And what are you Gonna learn from that? 751 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,402 The last person you wanna spend Time alone with now is yourself. 752 00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:49,739 You might have to deal with your Conscience once you find it. 753 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,075 Now, I want You to read this. 754 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:53,810 siddhartha by hermann hesse. 755 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,144 [josh] The whole book? 756 00:36:55,214 --> 00:36:57,614 You will have plenty Of time during detention. 757 00:36:57,682 --> 00:37:00,917 The story of a man in search Of his place in the world. 758 00:37:00,985 --> 00:37:03,453 A journey that takes A lifetime, but he... 759 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:07,290 Takes the first step By being honest with himself. 760 00:37:07,359 --> 00:37:10,760 - is there gonna be a test? - every day, mr. John. 761 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,862 For the rest of your life. 762 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,099 "From that hour 763 00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,069 "Siddhartha ceased to fight against his destiny. 764 00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:22,839 "There shone in his face the serenity of knowledge 765 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,008 "Of one who is no longer confronted 766 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:28,845 "With the conflict of desires, who has found salvation, 767 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,081 who is in harmony with the stream of life..." 768 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,251 You have question? Yes, master. 769 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:36,319 What do you do when your head 770 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,655 And your heart are living In different zip codes? 771 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,557 I mean, I'm With carmen, right? 772 00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:43,893 And that's who's in my head, But then brooke walks in, 773 00:37:43,962 --> 00:37:45,995 And I get this feeling in here. 774 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:48,365 That's not your heart. That's your stomach. 775 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:50,933 Oh. But you know What I'm saying, though. 776 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,735 - where do you live? - what? 777 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:55,938 I see carmen. I see brooke. I see no josh. 778 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,207 He lives somewhere Out there like the wind. 779 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,877 Everywhere and nowhere. 780 00:38:05,584 --> 00:38:08,017 It was wild, carm. 781 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:10,887 The guys started fighting, Your guitar went flying, 782 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:13,690 And the next thing we knew, We were watching miss glass 783 00:38:13,758 --> 00:38:16,125 Scrape vera off the floor With her spatula. 784 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:19,461 She gonna be okay? Yeah. I think so. But... 785 00:38:19,530 --> 00:38:22,465 You might wanna pack Your own lunch for a while. 786 00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:23,566 [door opens] 787 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:27,003 - hey. - hey. Hey. 788 00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,039 I thought you had detention. I did. 789 00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:32,174 Carmen, can we go Somewhere and talk? 790 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:34,376 [carmen] Don't worry About the guitar. 791 00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:35,845 My brother bought it used. 792 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,347 It's not about the guitar. 793 00:38:37,416 --> 00:38:42,084 You guys can talk here. I've got To get ready for work, anyway. 794 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,920 Okay. 795 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,824 Do you want some? The bag's kinda burnt, 796 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,359 But I can just Pick out the bad ones. 797 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:51,361 No. Carmen. 798 00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:53,295 [sighs] 799 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:56,499 I think we need To cool off for a while. 800 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:58,167 Why? 801 00:38:58,236 --> 00:38:59,502 It's just... 802 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,604 I think I'm confused, you know? 803 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,540 I love being with you, carmen, 804 00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:07,043 But I just don't feel Like I'm completely with you. 805 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:12,582 If this is about that stupid Song, I did not say any of... 806 00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:15,251 It has nothing To do with that. It's me. 807 00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:18,387 I'm all over the place And I'm nowhere. 808 00:39:18,457 --> 00:39:21,924 I just feel like I'm not being Honest with myself, carmen. 809 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:24,160 I can't figure out What I really want. 810 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:28,030 What? Or who? 811 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,902 Perfect. Perfect. 812 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,371 What's going on? 813 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:36,305 You won, brooke. 814 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:39,776 That's what's going on. 815 00:39:39,844 --> 00:39:42,111 This princess just Turned back into a frog. 816 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:45,882 Carmen! I don't Wanna be with brooke. 817 00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:47,817 Excuse me? 818 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,919 I just wanna be by myself. 819 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,254 What makes you think I wanna be with you? 820 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:55,191 I don't know. It's just a hunch. 821 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,095 I got all these Things in my head, 822 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,930 And I need To sort 'em out. 823 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:04,801 Carmen, you deserve To be with someone Who's clear and centered. 824 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:06,703 You both do. 825 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:09,105 I'm sorry. That person's just not me. 826 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,176 I'm sorry. 827 00:40:20,651 --> 00:40:22,484 [snoring] 828 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,986 Psst. 829 00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,724 I've got some bad news. 830 00:40:27,792 --> 00:40:30,593 That file I hacked into, I didn't check the date. 831 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:35,131 That report from Miss bacon was from 1972. 832 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:38,334 "H.J." was a student Named harvey jacknow. 833 00:40:38,402 --> 00:40:41,104 Evidently, harvey's genius Did pay off, though. 834 00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:44,173 He now plays clarinet, Full-time, 835 00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,008 At knott's berry farm. 836 00:40:46,077 --> 00:40:48,310 Something I can do For you, mr. Dick? 837 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,914 Uh, no, sir. I was just leaving. 838 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:53,916 Uh, sweet dreams. 839 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,560 [knocking] 840 00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,163 I'm not hungry. 841 00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:10,967 That's okay. 842 00:41:11,036 --> 00:41:14,837 You'll find it kind of hard To digest this, anyway. 843 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,575 What are you Listening to? 844 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,743 What do you want, harrison? 845 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:25,348 I, uh, wanted to return this. 846 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,851 I know it's not Exactly what I borrowed, 847 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,888 But I managed to get A deal on a new one. 848 00:41:31,956 --> 00:41:33,756 You didn't have to. 849 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,992 It's from me and josh. 850 00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:38,494 We both pitched in. 851 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,673 I don't know What to say, carmen. 852 00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:53,910 I've done some pretty Asinine things in my life, 853 00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,745 But this one deserves an award. 854 00:41:55,814 --> 00:41:57,714 Can you forgive me? 855 00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:04,654 I guess I borrowed your drama 856 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,524 Because I was scared To deal with my own. 857 00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:10,459 At least, that's what Calvin krupps thinks. 858 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:14,430 I'm like one of those cheap Chocolate easter bunnies. 859 00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:17,033 Tasteless On the outside, 860 00:42:17,102 --> 00:42:19,235 Hollow on the inside. 861 00:42:21,305 --> 00:42:23,239 Josh broke up with me. 862 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,307 What? 863 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:26,275 When did this happen? 864 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:30,780 Like, three weeks later Than I thought it would. 865 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,616 Oh, man. 866 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:36,352 Carmen, I'm really sorry. 867 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:39,822 Don't be. Maybe now I can get A decent night's sleep. 868 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:42,191 Living in constant fear Of being dumped 869 00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:44,994 Can make a person really tired. 870 00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,764 If it's any consolation, Carm, you don't need him. 871 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:51,267 You have the center that mr. Krupps is making us look for. 872 00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:53,069 Oh. Whoopee. 873 00:42:53,137 --> 00:42:55,337 That can be the subject Of your next song. 874 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,306 Only if you Write it with me. 875 00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,275 No, thank you. 876 00:42:59,343 --> 00:43:02,578 Come on. You can do The music... And the lyrics. 877 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,181 What are you gonna do? 878 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,050 Watch. 879 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:09,718 My music stinks. 880 00:43:12,223 --> 00:43:14,323 Yeah. It really does. 881 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:34,677 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 882 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:38,447 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 883 00:43:38,516 --> 00:43:42,018 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 884 00:43:42,086 --> 00:43:45,955 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 885 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:51,460 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 886 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:59,501 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪